So you’ve wondered across the Internet and stumbled into my garden of self-pity, inner-loathing, and just plain old failure. Who am I? A sad, pathetic bug hitching a ride through the wilderness on a well endowed bison, aching for the opportunity to prove my worth.

My time will come, but until then, let this blog serve as a roadmap to help navigate yourselves through the barren plains of loneliness. Let me guide you through deserts of emptiness, ignoring the oasis of popularity and the discarded canteens once filled with ambition.

nohugsforme - a home for the lonely.

A place so lonely that nothing really happens...
December 28th, 2011 - 8:56 PM

Still not entirely convinced I should get out of bed.

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December 27th, 2011 - 11:49 AM

19 hours in. Is it too late to restart Skyrim now I know what I’m doing? Will sleep on it and see what save #10 looks like in the morning.

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December 22nd, 2011 - 12:07 PM

RT @statweestics: #blowjob is getting popular, +700% the last hour : http://t.co/aWpqqXOY

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December 21st, 2011 - 12:06 AM

Kim Jong Il Dropping the Bass
http://t.co/ixz27yFL

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December 20th, 2011 - 1:47 AM

‘A Feast For Crows’ audiobook. Disappointed. #gameofthrones

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December 18th, 2011 - 7:02 AM

Home. Ergh.

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December 11th, 2011 - 7:54 AM

http://t.co/FWcxi5ZP

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December 9th, 2011 - 5:37 PM

RT @OldSpice: If your Baltimore Sun newspaper was late this week, you can bring this scan to your boss instead. http://t.co/G6figfvq

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November 8th, 2011 - 11:58 AM

RT @TheRock: Modern Warfare 3: 12am launch. Many women going to bed alone tonight. Not my woman - already dominated. #BootsToNoobs

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October 22nd, 2011 - 11:07 AM

Briefly met Kit Harington / Jon Snow tonight #gameofthrones

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