So you’ve wondered across the Internet and stumbled into my garden of self-pity, inner-loathing, and just plain old failure. Who am I? A sad, pathetic bug hitching a ride through the wilderness on a well endowed bison, aching for the opportunity to prove my worth.

My time will come, but until then, let this blog serve as a roadmap to help navigate yourselves through the barren plains of loneliness. Let me guide you through deserts of emptiness, ignoring the oasis of popularity and the discarded canteens once filled with ambition.

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Alarm Clock Design »

Today I have mainly been looking at bedside alarm clocks. Hours, yes actual hours, into my research I stumbled across this blog. The post words my current fury at the alarm clock world.

All I want is red, inch high numbers, not too bright, not too dim. No radio, no vibrating cock-ring wake up function, no R2-D2 projection. I don’t want to woken up by an offensive beep or early morning radio. I want a soft but firm MIDI jingle. Arpeggios. I want an alarm clock that doesn’t dominate my bedside table, looks sleek and just works.

Sometimes I think I could design a better alarm clock. In fact…

This took less than 2 minutes in Skitch.

Make it so.

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