Alarm Clock Design »
Today I have mainly been looking at bedside alarm clocks. Hours, yes actual hours, into my research I stumbled across this blog. The post words my current fury at the alarm clock world.
All I want is red, inch high numbers, not too bright, not too dim. No radio, no vibrating cock-ring wake up function, no R2-D2 projection. I don’t want to woken up by an offensive beep or early morning radio. I want a soft but firm MIDI jingle. Arpeggios. I want an alarm clock that doesn’t dominate my bedside table, looks sleek and just works.
Sometimes I think I could design a better alarm clock. In fact…

This took less than 2 minutes in Skitch.
Make it so.
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